just cause we fuckin don't mean you my lady

if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me

(Source: addictings)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

southernpartofheaven:

that terrible moment when you want to complain about someone on the internet but they follow you on every form of social media to ever exist

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

partyinthesinbin:

themediocre—gatsby:

Omg Jelly Belly jelly beans that don’t make the cut are called “Belly flops” that is so cute